IN PRAISE OF GOATS


Goat’s cheese is an acquired taste.  When I first tried it, it reminded me of nothing so much as rugby-scrum sweat.  A frightened goat smells just the way goat’s cheese tastes.  Jame Gumb, the serial killer of The Silence of the Lambs when in murdering mode has “that peculiar goat-like odour”.

            Of the cheeses that look as if they might do for you, a grey or green-tinged cylinder of goat’s cheese must be right up there with the winners.  And take the case of Benn Gunn in Treasure Island.  There he is, his cave full of salted goat.  What he hankers after is a piece of toasted cheese.  By that he means something like cheddar:  either he’s never thought of making goat’s cheese, or he’s sick of the taste of  it. 

            Significantly, Gunn says that in his three years of being marooned  he’s had, “Not a bite of Christian diet.”    I’m sure my reservations about goat’s cheese – I now love it, incidentally – went beyond the look of it and had something to do with childhood impressions about goats in The New Testament. 

In the Parable of the Sheep and Goats, after all, the goats are the wrongdoers.  If we link this parable to the related one of the wheat and the tares, then sheep are to goats as wheat is to weeds.  In Christ’s explanation of the parable, the weeds are sewn by the Devil.  

            This is not the only association of goats and the demonic.  Medieval art gave  goats’ legs and horns to demons.  The goat’s cloven hoof was the mark of the Devil himself.

 

But now for some positive things about goats.  Goat’s-milk soap is wonderfully fragrant.  Goats are adaptable, surviving in poor pasture unsuitable for pampered cows: a characteristic they share with sheep.  When you see sheep and goats grazing together in the same field, at a distance it is vary hard to tell them apart.  That presumably, is part of the point of the parable: things may look the same to the human eye, but the difference is discernible to the vision of God. 

            If you compare goats and sheep up close, to me everything seems in favour of goats.  Where sheep tend to have vacant expressions,  goats have shy, humorous intelligent faces.  A sheep’s baa has none of the lyrical plaintiveness of a goat’s bleat.  And goats can move fast, with an agility beyond anything a sheep can muster.

            It is not true, either, as I once half-believed, that The Bible is anti-goat as such.  The Bible has nothing to say about what demons look like, but when it uses analogies, the references are to a serpent or a dragon, or to something posing as “an angel of light”. When medieval art depicted goat-footed devils, it was not being biblical; it was simply demonizing the fauns and satyrs of classical mythology. 

For the Greeks themselves, satyrs had no such negative connotations: the goat/human mixture was a compliment to the goat’s sexual prowess. There were satyr plays, for entertainment. Truly monstrous Greek mythological creatures, like the Hydra or the Chimaera, tend to be hybrids of different animals.  With the exception of the Minotaur, human/animal hybrids tend to be more favourable: the satyr and centaur concepts arising from the goats and horses for which the Greeks felt affection.  If the centaurs are sometimes lustful and treacherous, so are the gods and humans.  The satyrs are mischievous more than evil, and the centaurs have wisdom.  Pan, the archetypal goat foot, invents the reed-pipe instrument named after him; Chiron the centaur is the tutor of Jason and Achilles. 

Goats have even been seen as the opposite of evil.  In the old Norwegian fairy tale, Billy Goat Gruff senior is the hero who defeats the wicked troll.  The two younger goats save themselves by their quick-wittedness.  Whoever thought up the story had clearly perceived the individuality and intelligence of goats. 

            In the Psalms, goats are shown in positive contexts.    In Psalm 104, a celebration of the natural world, “The high hills are a refuge for the wild goats.”  The goats are God’s creatures.   In Psalm 114, “The mountains skipped like rams: and the little hills like young sheep.”   Here, no pejorative comparison is made  between sheep and goats: if anything the goats have pride of place.

 

In the temple scene in Mark, Christ focuses not on the rich, but on the poor widow who in donating two mites  has given more than any.  It is a characteristic of Christianity that the unlikely are singled out for praise, and this holds good for animals no less than for humans.. In Revelation, Christ is the Lion from the tribe of Judah, and the warrior on a white charger; but at the heart of the throne of God, “with the marks of slaughter on it”, is a lamb.   Christ rides into Jerusalem on a donkey, or a young colt. 

And the goat is not forgotten either.  It is the hair of goats that is to be used to make the curtains of the Tabernacle, in the layer beyond The Holy of Holies.

 

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