THE WAGES OF SIN?




“God is not mocked.  As a man sows, so shall he reap.”  Galatians 6:7.  Sceptics, and even believers, might well contest the accuracy of Paul’s contention.  God, it would seem, is often successfully mocked.  The makers of The Life of Brian did not suffer the consequences of divine displeasure.  Some Nazis were executed, true; but others escaped justice in South America. 
     Paul does not, of course, say that mockers will necessarily face the consequences in this life.  Sceptics will see that as a cop out; for it is thereby unprovable that those who mock will be punished.  And yet, in some instances at least, the consequences are not confined to the hereafter…
    In Gorky Park, an atheist enters a church and invites God to strike him down.  Nothing happens.  Proof positive: God doesn’t exist.  Shortly afterwards, however, this modern Prometheus dies when hit by a car.  Coincidence?  
     Gorky Park, granted, is only a novel.  The author is teasing us.  But there have been some strange real-life equivalents…

 In 1968, Ramon Polanski made Rosemary’s Baby.  In 1969 came the visit to the Polanski home by the Manson clan, and the murder of Sharon Tate.  Willy Rey, the beautiful Playboy centrefold, died of a drug overdose after becoming embroiled in black magic.  Coincidences, both.  Or two instances of who sups with the Devil should use a long spoon.
     Given their gifts of physical beauty, a surprising number of playmates have taken the suicide route by overdose: enough to raise a query about the unqualified benefits of the hedonistic lifestyle.  And then, of course, there was Dorothy Stratten: murdered by her jealous estranged husband for the centrefold appearance that he himself had suggested. 
     Pasolini’s final fling in 1975 was 120 Days of Sodom.  He died hideously in the same year:  run over seven times with his own car in an attack that crushed his bones and his testicles.  De Sade would have approved.  Responsible for such gems as Behind the Green Door and Debbie Does Dallas, the Mitchell brothers fell out with one another about Artie’s drug addiction, and Artie was shot fatally by Jim.  Mary Ann Leneghan, playing off rival drug dealers against one another, was raped, tortured and hideously murdered in a Reading car park. 
     But maybe one does not need to bring God into all this at all.  Maybe certain lifestyles simply generate their own sad outcomes. 

    

FIFTY SHADES OF CONFUSION






When I last looked at the approval rating for Fifty Shades of Grey on the film review site Rotten Tomatoes, it was running at around 26%: astonishingly low for a new release that is pulling ‘em in at the box office.  Perhaps I should say the disapproval rating: even the horrible Hobbit managed around 58%.  Critics are queueing up to find new ways to denounce the film: as if in apology for having seen it.
     The reasons for the dislike are interesting; for prudery does not seem to be among them.  When Napoleon read Justine, he ordered the arrest of the author:  for “the most abominable book ever engendered by the most depraved imagination”.  We do not find that spirit reflected in the responses of twenty-first-century sensibilities to Fifty Shades; unless we see it in those protesting outside cinemas on behalf of the female victims of male violence.  
     But no review I read is following Napoleon’s lead and saying, “I don’t like this film because it is immoral.”  Understandably, of course, if they want to continue as film critics; and even if some of them may secretly think it, although they can’t say it.  So they complain, instead, that the sex is so boring, and only takes up twenty minutes of the film.   It must be boring, if you can look at your watch instead of what’s happening on screen.   
  Boring, of course, is relative.  It depends on what is being compared with what.  By 50’s standards the sex in there is electric.  But think what murky water has flowed under the cinematic bridge since the 50’s.  Sure, the heroine of Fifty Shades is suspended by her arms; but if you’re going to think sex while suspended then you’re in competition with something like Behind the Green Door, and Marilyn Chambers, in unfaked reality, servicing four partners at the same time.  And with the hard-core genie now well and truly out of the bottle, and when you consider what’s available by way of internet porn, then simulated sex between just two people is on a hiding to nothing.
     Probably the next most frequent complaint is the portrayal of Christian Grey for being too…  well, grey.   (Nobody, incidentally, has queried the choice of the name ‘Christian’ for a sadist.)  For those who think there’s a link between a film and its source, the portrayal is   bad because it reflects the one-dimensional character in the book; or it’s bad because it doesn’t reflect the character in the book.  He’s not creepy enough.  Certainly he’s nothing like as creepy as the leather-clad obsessive with metal teeth in Belle du Jour.  But that particular character seems pretty settled in his depravity; whereas Grey has the potential to change. 
     These criticisms seem to me to be evasions of the real issues.  For one of the real, and therefore unspoken, problems is that commentators are caught between two modern commandments.  On the one hand, courtesy of feminism, you mustn’t hurt women.  (That idea, incidentally – though you’d never know it from modern education – was around in the days of King Arthur.)  On the other hand, you must respect the sexual orientations/tastes or whatever of others.  (If that was around in King Arthur’s day, I missed finding it in the Morte D’Arthur.)  So when another’s sexual proclivity is inflicting pain on women then these two principles are in conflict, and how to resolve them is a real conundrum.  Because once you concede that sado-masochism is wrong, just think where that could lead in the equality stakes.  What else might be wrong?  People see the implication, and it makes them uneasy.  So they take it out on the film.
     The other problem, I think is exactly what view to take of sado-masochism.  If we  have committed ourselves to the principle that the primary function of the sex act is new experience – and it would seem that a lot of us have – then  why not extend the boundaries a little?  Some reviewers have complained that sado-masochism is degrading to women and reduces them to the status of sex objects.  That may be true of this particular film, but exactly the same about men could be said of Personal Services, the biopic about Cynthia Payne.  Men in bras being whipped, or walked on by women in high heels?  So SM is degrading to both men and women alike.  But why is that wrong, if we own our own bodies, or lend them to someone else to degrade?  It would take a modern Napoleon to say something like, “It’s wrong because the body is the temple of the Spirit. And to wilfully inflict pain and degradation on it is to dishonour its Creator.”  But modern people aren’t going to say anything like that if they want to hang on to their jobs. 
     Another problem with the film, from our modern perspective,  is that it’s about bonding as much as about bondage. In that it is like many others of its type.  Although the contemporary world has committed itself (assuming commitment as a possibility) to sex without commitment, bonding still crops up in the most unexpected places dedicated to its denial.  The protagonist in Last Tango in Paris, hurt beyond measure by the death of his wife, wants emotion-free sex.  He becomes involved despite himself, though the girl is stronger willed.  You wanted just sex, you got it.  She may keep to the integrity of the agreement, but the desire for commitment still sneaks into  Tango  despite itself.  The sinister gangster with the dodgy teeth becomes obsessive about Belle du Jour.  I seem to recall – it’s years since I saw the film – that he wants her for himself.  But doesn’t that rather undermine the function of a prostitute, who should be spreading her favours as well as her legs?  In Eyes Wide Shut, after an odyssey – imagined or real, who knows? – of infidelity, the protagonist  ends up back with his wife.  Hell, even the code word for the orgy is ‘Fidelio’. 
     Fifty Shades of  Grey is cut from the same cloth.  At the end of the day, this is an old-fashioned love story.  I say old-fashioned because the characters are a man and a woman, rather than the same sex, and neither is transgendered.  I say a love story because thematically it reminds me of nothing so much as the Clerk’s story of patient Griselda in The Canterbury Tales.  Griselda, too, attracts the attentions of a mean rich guy who decides to punish her (emotionally, it has to be said, rather than physically) for no crime other than existing and being sweet.  Rather than his unpleasantness changing her, her goodness finally changes him.  The couple find reconciliation.  Grey moves in the same direction as Chaucer’s Marquis: from bondage to bonding, to marriage and a baby.  True the first film of the projected trilogy doesn’t get there yet, ending as it does with a closing elevator door, but you can see (even if you haven’t read the other books in the sequence), where all this is heading.  
     The overtness of the view that commitment-free sex doesn’t work may have a bearing on the film’s unpopularity with those at the cutting edge of opinion formation.  A more valid complaint might be that it is unrealistic  that someone like Grey would actually be changed.  What is more likely is that the girl would be.  Stockholm Syndrome and all that.  That, after all, is what happens in Justine. The heroine hopes that she will change her tormentor.  Instead, she ends up liking what he’s doing to her.
     But that is even more smacking of fantasy than the Fifty Shades alternative if we look at the reality of de Sade’s life.  True, de Sade’s frozen heart was not melted, but he did not bring his victims round to his point of view.  A string of female servants resigned, complaining of ill treatment.  The one on whom he really got going  – cutting her, and pouring hot wax into the wounds –  escaped  the torture chamber, fled and reported him.  In this instance, authority and public opinion were on her side.  They arrested de Sade again, and locked him up as a lunatic. 
     They could be uncompromising about it: without agonising about whether or not he, too, was a victim, and what childhood trauma might have been the cause.  They just saw what he was, and what else he might do unless prevented.
  Maybe they knew something back in those days that we since have lost.

    

AMBIGUITY, LITERATURE AND LIFE


The Adventure of the Sussex Vampire is among the last of the Sherlock Holmes stories.
            A British widower has remarried, this time a Peruvian woman.  He has a fifteen-year old son crippled with a spinal problem from the first marriage, and a new son from the second.

            He has no reason to see the new wife as anything other than a devoted mother until he discovers her bending over the cot and sucking blood from the baby’s neck.  She has also attacked her step-son.  At his wit’s end, the husband confines the wife to her room, and consults Holmes.
            At the scene of the mystery, Holmes notes three things:  a lame dog, a display of South-American weapons, and the crippled son’s adoration for his father.
            Putting these clues together, Holmes quickly finds the solution.  Furiously jealous of the baby, the boy has attempted to kill him with a poisoned dart, after first experimenting on the dog.  Realising the situation, the wife has sucked out the poison, but has not wanted to tell her husband about the problem, knowing his love for his son.
            The way in which the wife is perceived in the story thus passes through three phases: from loving mother to child abuser and back to faithful protectress.   Things are not quite back to what they were at the start, however, since there is still the problem of what to do about the older boy. 
 

This progress in perception echoes the real-life progress of how the Governess in James’ The Turn of the Screw has been perceived.
            Initially she was taken at face value by readers as protecting the children against the ghosts of depraved servants.  (That is to say – since this is a ghost story – readers could accept that there are ghosts in the story, whether or not there are ghosts in real life).
            Edmund Wilson changed all that with his essay ‘The Ambiguity of Henry James’.  Applying a Freudian reading to the text, the Governess became an unreliable narrator and a victim of sexual frustration, As such, the children needed protection not from ghosts, but from her; the ghosts, in any case, being a symptom of her own neurosis.  Apart from the reduction of morality to psychology, you now couldn’t have ghosts even in a ghost story. And the Governess had regressed from brave defender to child abuser.
            Not all readers agreed.  Leading the counterblast was Robert Heilman’s 1948 essay ‘The Turn of the Screw as Poem’.  This revived the reality of the ghosts within the story, and also pointed out the religious imagery used by James and ignored by Wilson.  Clearly, with the intensity of the debate, we have moved here beyond the realms of literary criticism into something deeper.  What is at stake is not just rival ways of reading a text, but rival world views with which to read reality. 
            Post Wilson and Heilman, where are we?  Is the Governess exonerated?  Well, yes and no. As with The Sussex Vampire, Situation Three is not the same as Situation One.  And here the problem of authorial intention really manifests itself.  Conan Doyle provides a way out, and Henry James doesn’t. 
            The Sussex Vampire, of course, is a much lesser work in every way than The Turn of the Screw.  Some equivalent of Holmes’ simple remedy “A year at sea for Master Jacky” would be quite out of place in the complexity of James’ narrative.
For Wilson is quite right, the text is fraught with ambiguity.  Heilman is also quite right: the text is suffused with religious imagery.  Thus we cannot say that the Governess is neurotic; only that she might be.  Equally, we cannot say that the Governess is protective; only that she might be.   Is Miles killed by the Governess, or by the ghost of Peter Quint?  When Miles says, ‘“Peter Quint – you devil!”’ who is he talking to: ghost or governess?
We cannot know because James has withheld that possibility from us by the nature of his narrative choices, and here we have another clash of world views: in this case, not between the two critics but between the two authors about how much direction to give to the reader[1].   
 

When it comes to it, the best comparison to The Turn of the Screw is not The Sussex Vampire at all.  Rather, it is one of those ingenious pictures that change even as you look at them.    A vase, or two faces?   An old woman, or a young one?  Either.  Both.

            Take your pick.
 



 

Why use ambiguity at all?  Five reasons, I think.

One, inadvertency/incompetence.   Because you cannot express your intended meaning clearly.  Prior to Derrida and deconstruction, that was the French explanation.
Two, code.  In Revelation, for example, ‘Babylon’ partly stands for ‘Rome’.  Why not just say ‘Rome’?  Do so, and the work would be banned, and you would be put to death.  But this is not ambiguity as such; it’s just survival.  If you have the code, the intended meaning is clear enough. 
Three, cowardice.  Because to say what you really think might make you unpopular; so you hide behind double meanings.
Four, uncertainty.  Because you really don’t know what you believe.  You are asserting the mystery of life.  This seems to me a perfectly responsible intellectual stance to take; provided no one is looking for guidance from you as an intellectual in sorting out life’s confusions.
Five, intellectual stimulation.  You are catering to the sort of mind that enjoys cryptic crosswords.  The difference is, after a cryptic crossword has teased your mind for a while, you can get a result.  With the likes of Henry James, you can’t.
 

However excellent ambiguity may be for those with time on their hands, in real life it can be a disaster. .

            “Charge at that hill!”

            “Right men! Charge at that hill!”

            Where the hell’s he going?     

    “No, you fool!  Not that hill.  That hill!”

            Too late.

            Result: all the dead men and horses of The Light Brigade. 
 

That’s why, if I were forced to choose, I would go with Doyle’s approach rather than with James’.   When the chips are down, the concerns of real life are rather more pressing than the concerns of art.






[1]  Conan Doyle even tells us about the recovery of the dog.

CONFUSIONS


20 minutes only

Is it wrong to have sex with a chicken?

          In the pre-Kinsey era, those agreeing it would be wrong would probably have cited Leviticus 18.23:  “You shall not have sexual intercourse with any beast.”  Or, if not the text itself, then at least its sentiments.  It’s against nature.   End of.  

          Nowadays, our society – or those who run its morals for us – has rejected the idea of an external God who can dictate to us how we should behave.  With most versions of the sex act now a valid expression of the god within us, those who would say it was wrong to have sexual congress with a chicken are obliged to use a different argument.  It’s wrong because we have not asked the chicken’s permission; it’s a violation of her rights. 

          But chickens are used to that sort of thing.  When a rooster gets the urge, he simply jumps aboard, rips out a few neck feathers, and sets about his appointed task. 

          Does this have implications for animal rights?  Should we consider not only how humans treat animals, but how animals treat animals?  Is a re-education programme necessary?  Do roosters need counselling?

          If we go vegetarian to save the planet, what about those animals that are still carnivorous?  If they refuse to change their eating habits, will they have to be exterminated? 

 

As we have rejected the authority of the Old Testament, so we have rejected that of the New.  Typical refutations of St Paul’s right to adjudicate on sexual matters are that he lived long ago and was unmarried; although by the criteria of the modern world, the latter might be all the more reason for listening to him.  As it is, we have listened instead, among others, to Havelock Ellis (who was urinated on by his wife to achieve erection) and to Alfred Kinsey (who would masturbate with a toothbrush up his urethra, and with rope slowly tightened round his testicles).    For myself, I prefer St Paul.

 

On a more mundane level, in the short-stay section of my station car park, there are two notices.  One, painted on the tarmac in front of the relevant spaces, says ‘Ten Minutes only’.   The other, a large sheet in the perspex display area on the wall, says ‘Twenty minutes only’.

           Which is it?  An appeal to modernity will not help in this instance.  The tarmac painting has been freshly renovated, and the wall poster is part of a new display.

          Could there be a clearer symbol of the unresolved contradictions within the mind of our society? 

 

SICK = COOL


Sick = Cool

 

I knew I was old when a teenager told me I was random, and I misunderstood her.  I thought she meant my ideas were muddled, and I was upset, but it wasn’t that at all: she’d been chatting to a friend, and not listening to a word I’d been saying.   She simply meant that I was strange.

     That was fine – in her terms, almost a compliment – but it raises a problem of a different sort.  If teenagers say ‘random’ when they mean ‘strange’, what word do they use when they mean ‘random’?  How would they express the idea of ‘random thoughts’: such as these?   If they were asked to take part in a random survey, what would they understand themselves to be involved in? 

     At one time, “I’m good,” and, “I’m well,” were two different things.  One referred to your moral condition; the other to your state of health.  But “I’m good,” now means, “I’m well.”  So how do you say you’re good?  Or is morality no longer an issue?[1] 

     At one time, “He’s fit” referred to his physical condition.  Now it means he’s sexy.  There is, of course, an obvious link: he’s sexy if he’s fit because if he’s fit he can keep shagging you for a long time: the apparent ideal for the typical modern girl.  There is, however, scope for endless confusion.  If your doctor says you’re fit, what is your doctor doing: telling you you’re ready to go back to work, or giving you the come on? 

    ‘Sick’ used to apply to mental as well as physical description.  You could say that Thomas Harris’ Hannibal was a sick book, or that the Marquis de Sade had a sick mind.  It’s different when ‘sick’ becomes a term of approval.   It could cause no end of a problem in dealing with teenagers.  When they say they’re sick, are they praising themselves, or seeking medical assistance?

     ‘May’ and ‘might’ used to be distinct from one another, but are now used interchangeably: at the cost of a useful nuance of meaning.   You can, it is true, say, “I may go to London,” or, “I might go to London,” and mean much the same thing:  the distinction between ‘may’ – be allowed to – and ‘can’ – am able to – having disappeared irrevocably.  But, “I may have won the lottery,” and “I might have won the lottery,” is not the same thing, even now.  With ‘may’, you don’t yet know the result.  With ‘might’ you do: the result is now in the past.  It could have been different: if you’d bought a ticket, say, or changed one of your numbers.

     I’ve heard on the BBC that, “The Germans  may have won the Second World War,” as if we still don’t know the result.  We do; the Germans lost.  What was meant was that they might have won with a different strategy: using their Jewish scientists, for instance, or not attacking Russia.  

     ‘They’, ‘them’ and ‘their’ used to mean more than one.  They don’t any more:  ‘An applicant should hand in their form...’   It is, of course, to get away from the old chauvinism of ‘his form’, regardless of sex.  But what on earth is wrong with ‘his/her’ (alternating, if necessary, with ‘her/his’ for strict equality) or (s)he?  That way, gender and plurality are alike respected. 

     There was a musical once called Guys and Dolls.  The males in it were the guys, and the females were the dolls.  Now we say “You guys,” to a mixed couple.  Why hasn’t “You dolls,” taken off in the same way?  If you can call a woman a guy, but can’t call a man a doll, then you are, by implication, raising a woman to the temporary status of a man: the reverse, presumably, of the actual intention behind the change of terminology. 

     I can see why ‘postie’ should have replaced ‘postman’ when the job is now often done by a woman; and why ‘Chair’ should replace ‘Chairman’,  given how often a meeting is led by a woman. 

      But why the term ‘male nurse’?  If a judge is a judge, regardless of sex, and a doctor is a doctor, surely a nurse should be a nurse?  Otherwise, you are suggesting that there are differences between men and women as to what they can do [2] 

      If the reply is that some things in nursing are better done by a woman than by a man, then why the beef to replace ‘actress’ with ‘actor’ for both sexes?  There are things in acting that a woman can do better than a man: like playing a woman.  (The whole fun about a pantomime dame is that we know she’s really a man.) 

     It could be argued that a ‘waitress’ should become a ‘waiter’ because the function here is the same for both sexes.  Maybe.  But think back to the days of Carol Doda and the topless bars.  An advertisement for topless waitresses; that was something!  But topless waiters: that just doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.  Especially if you don’t know before you get there which sex might be serving you.

     More than language is involved in all these examples: there has been a profound change in beliefs as well.   Thinking through the implications of some of them, and what they might mean for the future, I’m not sorry to be old.




[1] It is possible the term originally meant, ‘My health is good’, or ‘My situation is good.’   The subsequent abbreviation has been the cause of the ambiguity.
[2] One obvious example of difference is that women can give birth, and men can’t.  It’s why the extreme sexual egalitarians want men to be fitted with artificial wombs.